I AM THE CRAIGSLIST KILLER.
Mental patient, professional student.
I AM THE MOTHERFUCKING KING… Tits.
Ah, my lovely droogies! Shall I star in a nastly old viddy film and listen to some Ludwig Van?
SIT IN A HALLWAY.
I AM FREAKING MERLIN’S APPRENTICE WHO WENT ROGUE
I CAN DO MAGIC AND STUFF AND WALK AROUND WITH A CANE SCARING PEOPLE
AWESOME
… I AM PRINCE OF DENMARK. FUCK YES.
BOW TO ME, BITCHES >:|
I AM A PROFESSIONAL CON MAN/AIR PILOT/DOCTOR/LAWYER/FORGER.
HELL YAY!
I HARVEST PEOPLE’S ORGANS
I AM A CONSULTING DETECTIVE.Magneto: human killer.
I AM THE GOD OF THUNDER
Singer at L’oiseau Rare~
I’m a dragon trainer/tamer. I’d have the nightfury, of course. <3
(Source: astroextensionist)
Oh damn I’m going to be
Great! I own coney island! XDD
I am a con artist who uses giant robots in fights to make money …
I’m the fucking devil. suck it bitches.
A lawyer who goes to haunted houses? DNW!
Chey Schaeffer, professional hobbit.
Interpol agent/ wanted fugitive? Cool.
…a retired CIA agent? good, i get to skip the dirty work.
cop/narcotics detective (Training Day)
Does Agatha Christie’s Poirot count? I guess I’m a Private detective. Sweet.
I’m Sherlock Holmes
I am a hobbit. This was already true.
MOTHERFUCKING LIGHT CYCLES BITCH, I RUN THE MCP
I’m a supervillain!
I’m going to be...student FOREVER. -_-
what a coincidence ren, we have the same career
I’m an adventurer/reporter
Freaking FBI agent. Hell yes! I love Clarice Starling.
I ‘be a man’ and save China.
I’m a dragon trainer/tamer. I’d have the nightfury, of course.
Singer at L’oiseau Rare~
I AM THE GOD OF THUNDER
I AM A CONSULTING DETECTIVE.
I will be just like Zenon, the girl of the 21st century. I will save space stations, help aliens, and keep the moon from...
OMG I AM IRON MAN! :D
I’m Santa! The really awesome Santa from the original Miracle on 34th St.